Q 20.	Am I enjoying my holiday? Name: It's me Location: Amsterdam Age: 40 Sex: male Date: 29Mar2001
A 20.	You bet your "it was my birthday yesterday" ass you are!

Q 19.	Wassup? Name: kaz Location: Amsterdam Date: 29Mar2001
A 19.	Waaasssaaaaaaappp!!

Q 18.	What's the answer? Name: on behalf of Matthew Location: Glasgow Age: 22 Sex: male Date: 17Mar2001
A 18.	What's the answer.

Q 17.

What would you put into Room 101? i.e name six things/people that you find really annoying. Name: Kev Location: England Age: 20 Sex: male Date: 11Mar2001

A 17.

1. All politicians. They're lying, cheating, power-hungry, over paid and most importantly, idiots. 2. The Student Loan Company. What's so hard about sending a cheque to a certain place at a certain time? You're gonna get the money back anyway. 3. Manufactured pop bands. 4. Women who brush their hair and put their make-up on, whilst on public transport. If you're so fuckin' vain, get up earlier. And by the way, you don't look any better, just browner. 5. Dance routines. I don't mind freelance jigging around, but taking time working it out, practicing, and repeating. Why? 6. Either football players or football fans. I can't decide which is worse.

Q 16.	Zelda's got no nose. How does she smell? Date: 10Mar2001
A 16.	Lovely! Actually I do have a nose even though you don't really need one in cyberspace. It's just that the photos used for the Zelda's World logo were a bit over exposed and having such a dainty nose, you can't make it out. Stay tuned to Zelda's World, there may be clearer pictures in the future.

Q 15.

And if you could live anywhere in the world where would it be and why? Or is that question way too obvious for a lover of Californian punk rock. Name: Kevin Location: Coventry Age: 20 Sex: male Date: 09Mar2001

A 15.

Well considering my complexion, I don't think I could actually live in California, it's way too sunny. Unfortunately I've never had the chance to travel much so I'd like to do that for a while. With California being one of the places I must see. (Two bags, one for clothes, one for sunscreen.) So once I've been to all the places I want to see, I can decide. But it would have to be a city, with plenty in the way of punk entertainment.

Q 14.	So what is your major ambition for the rest of your life? Name: Kevin Location: Coventry Age: 20 Sex: male Date: 09Mar2001
A 14.	Mmmmm...I've got so many ambitions. The major one at the moment is to be financially sound. Then I can get round to doing all the other ones.

Q 13.	yfronts or boxers? Name: Gally Date: 07Mar2001
A 13.	I'm a girl, I wear girly pants. Or what do I prefer on guys? Then I don't really care, as long as they're clean and not inside out, with the label showing or anything. More important is "Who's in them?"

Q 12.	Are you the real Jane Lane? Name: Rik Location: Earth Age: relative Sex: yes Date: 03Mar2001
A 12.	Ah yes, we are very similar, I don't know about being real though, so possibly an alternate universe Jane Lane. You know, the one where it's alright to date your brother Trent.

Q 11.	WHOS THAT GUY??? Name: hah not telling Location: the twilight zone Age: 19 Sex: guess Date: 28Feb2001
A 11.	Who? Oh him!

Q 10.

Just a quick note Zelda, Punk Rock stars are actually real people. So what Punk Rock stars/Actors and Cartoon characters do you fancy? Name names please. Name: Kevin Location: Coventry/Hull Age: 20 Sex: male Date: 25Feb2001

A 10.

Punk rock stars are people too? Really? Okay, no fobbing you off with a vague answer. Some people that I dig: Chris Cheney, Mike Herrera, Tim Armstrong, Brody Armstrong, Squid, Jason Cruz, Jim Lindberg, Sid Vicious (yes I know he's dead) and, erm, Billy Idol and Marilyn Manson, 'Angelus'/'Angel', 'Oz' & 'Spike' from Buffy (actually, most vampires and werewolves), 'Chandler Bing', 'Dr Carter', Keanu Reeves, Johnny Depp, 'JD' (Heathers) / Clarence (True Romance), 'Sam' (Ginger Snaps), Trent Lane, Jane Lane, Tank Girl, Dennis the Menace...But realistically, someone who can impress me with their coolness and razor sharp wit, did I mention Eddie Izzard? Jam...

Q 9.

How many guys do you fancy at the moment? And do you think it is healthy to fancy so many people at once like I do? Name: Kevin Location: Coventry/Hull Age: 20 Sex: male Date: 20Feb2001

A 9.

I'm guessing you're single so I reckon it's healthy in that you're keeping your options open, as long as you can still complete daily tasks and your days aren't taken over by thoughts about the objects of your desires. However, if you're already in a relationship- you have issues. As for me well no-one really (real people anyway) but there's plenty punk rock stars, actors & cartoon characters to keep me entertained.

Q 8.	Did you like all my questions so far? Name: Kaz Location: Scotland Date: 19Feb2001
A 8.	Yes, it sure beats talking to myself, which happens from time to time.

Q 7.	Why do fools fall in love? Name: Kaz Location: Scotland Date: 19Feb2001
A 7.	I think the answer's right there in the question.

Q 6.	Who built the ark? Name: Kaz Location: Scotland Date: 19Feb2001
A 6.	Bob the Builder, or so I heard.

Q 5.	***** *** **** ** *** **** * *****-**** **** **? Name: starts with * ends in *** Date: 19Feb2001
A 5.	You know, I think I could!

Q 4.	You consider yourself to be lazy - do you think that people are inherently lazy? Name: Kaz Location: Scotland Date: 19Feb2001
A 4.	Probably, but I like to think of it as an art form, a bit like sarcasm.

Q 3.	What distracts you then? Name: Hazel Location: Scotland Date: 19Feb2001
A 3.	All sorts of things...this week it was 4 new albums, not watching Trees Lounge on BBC2 as it was postponed because of snooker, a new Daria site; Trent Lane is very distracting, and the better-late-than-never discovery of the very excellent hardcore band, F-Minus.

Q 2.	So, why has the web site taken so long? Name: Hazel Location: Scotland Date: 19Feb2001
A 2.	Well, basically I'm very lazy and easily distracted...

Q 1.	Does this thing work? Name: Zelda Date: 19Feb2001
A 1.	Yeah, looks like it.

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